The most important consolation that women find in modern life is taking someone else’s admirer when one loses one’s own.
JACK: I’ll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister. ALGERNON: Women only do that when they called each other a lot of other things first.
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
I hate people who talk about themselves, as you do, when one wants to talk about oneself, as I do.
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter she is perfectly satisfied.
I believe a most serious problem for the American people to consider is the cultivation of better manners. It is the most noticeable, the most principal, defect in American civilisation.
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