9 comedians walk into a bar…

If you expected that joke to go somewhere, you will be disappointed.  I’m not that funny; these motherfuckers are funny.  Thus, I present my top 9 comedians in no particular order (except for Mitch Hedberg, who is forever first).  *Super NSFW.

Mitch Hedberg

Eddie Murphy

Louis C.K.

Patton Oswalt

Wanda Sykes

Steve Martin

Chris Rock

David Cross

Dave Chappelle

Not The Apple Dumpling Gang

The Sasquatch Gang baffles me in that no one has heard of it.  It’s hilarious, tappin’ the vein of Anchorman, Hot Rod, and Napoleon Dynamite (look for Jon Heder as a lasertag employee).  Justin Long rocks his role as a redneck; Carl Weathers is a frakking Sasquatch expert.  Honestly, I should have a whole post about the incarnations of Carl Weathers, although my absolute favorite is his ‘sideways’ version of himself on Arrested Development.

The Sasquatch Gang tells the story of how the lives of grownup losers collide with the lives of adolescent losers, as all the characters become embroiled in the mystery of the Sasquatch.  I particularly enjoyed the structure, as the movie flashed around both in time and perspective.  For your perusal, Clips!