9 comedians walk into a bar…

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If you expected that joke to go somewhere, you will be disappointed.  I’m not that funny; these motherfuckers are funny.  Thus, I present my top 9 comedians in no particular order (except for Mitch Hedberg, who is forever first).  *Super NSFW.

Mitch Hedberg

Eddie Murphy

Louis C.K.

Patton Oswalt

Wanda Sykes

Steve Martin

Chris Rock

David Cross

Dave Chappelle